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Funny Pregnancy Quote You Touch the Bump I Punch the Throat Shorts

$30.08

Color: Creme

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Inject some humor and clear boundaries with this cheeky pregnancy quote that perfectly expresses a mom-to-be’s protective spirit. It delivers a playful yet firm message: touching the bump is off-limits, or else! Ideal for anyone who wants to celebrate their pregnancy with a bold sense of humor, this quote highlights the amusing side of pregnancy mood swings and personal space. It’s a lighthearted way to warn well-meaning friends and family that the bump is sacred territory, combining wit with pregnancy reality in a memorable, relatable line. Perfect for adding a fun, confident vibe to your pregnancy journey.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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